Now really a bad deal

Employee: "Can I bring my iPad to work?"
Employer: "Sure, but our application doesn't run on iPad, so first you'll need to write an iPad app at home and bring it"
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Employee: "Here's that iPad app i built on my own time, can I bring my iPad now?"
Employer: "Sure, but you'll need to configure to deployment servers for that app. Do it after hours please"
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Emploee: "Oh, those server are all set up. My lawn didn't get mowed and i missed my kid's soccer game, but I think its all done"
Employer: "Great, just put up a WIKI explaining how to use the app, how to download it, and our phone number so people can call you after hours to take care of problems."
Employee: "Wait, why do i need to support this?"
Employer: "Who else will? If you're running our business on it, you'd better have support. If you need to off-shore your support, we could do a charge back to your for the time we spend supporting it. We'll just need to write up a service contract."
Employee: "Hmm, what if i just get a Windows 8 tablet?"
Employer: "Oh, yeah, that's no problem."